Wednesday, August 23, 2006

F Words



FREEDOM: noun; [free-duhm]; the feeling of euphoria that follows a government decision to end your six-week-long, late-night servitude; a concept contingent upon the whim and circumstance of an unstable situation. "Andy's newfound FREEDOM will hopefully not be shortlived."





FLOWER: noun; [flo'er]; a pretty object that adds that special something to a room, particularly a dining room; something given in celebration of a big event -- for example, a new job. "I'd like to thank my parents for the lovely FLOWERS. They look great in our dining room."



FELINE: noun ['fe,lin]; a four legged fur-ball of the cat variety, often found disobeying orders/requests; a creature who enjoys dining on everything but its own food. "Nala is a silly FELINE. This is the umpteenth time we've told her to stop nibbling the flowers and get down off the table."

2 comments:

Pete said...

Congratulations to you both! Get some sleep!

JTH said...

But it's the catnip in the bouquet...