Boy Scout's Motto

Be Prepared.

Because we live by this, Katie and I recently stocked up on some very necessary Emergency Holiday Provisions.



For those of you who may think we're being smart (well, we are a bit), we're not lying. As the label clearly states, these are Emergency Holiday Provisions.



And in case you aren't sure exactly when or how to use these "provisions", they come with some sage advice.


Here's what the back of the bottles say:

TAKE NO CHANCES. BE PREPARED.
We've specially designed E.H.P. to help you survive unforeseen holiday crisis. E.H.P. sustains and invigorates the body, enhances moral and serves as an essential component of the holiday "Toast."


1. In case of social or family tension: Lubricate conversation & sooth frayed nerves with E.H.P.'s rich Tuscan-style blend of flavors.


2. In case of unexpected gift exchange: Affix ribbon or bow to bottle & present to any designated recipient over 21 years of age.


3. In case of polar bear attack: Grasp bottle firmly by neck, break base on solid surface & defend with quick, controlled side-to-side slashing movements - not forward thrusts.



Remember: No wine, however delicious, can prevent all holiday calamities. Be mindful of winter weather conditions. Don't attempt difficult carols without proper training and supervision. If you experience intense holiday cheer lasting longer than 16 hours, discontinue use.

To make sure the Emergency Holiday Provisions work as advertised, we opened a bottle tonight. Thankfully, we were impressed.

For all of you wondering where you can get your own supply of E.H.P., I'm afraid I have some bad news: I'm not sure you can. We purchased this from the website Woot Wine, which sells one selection of wine a week (usually for about $10 - 15 a bottle). Once the week is over, the deal is done. To be sure you don't miss out on any future deals you'll just have to check back weekly.